Crowwood Hotel

I didn't know I could be so expertly disappointed by a restaurant.

We booked for a group of 12 people and got seated below a wonky tv showing football highlights. It took us on the wrong side of half an hour to get everyone a drink, and we were never asked if we wanted any more. In fact most the night you would have thought nobody worked there!

When we ordered our food two staff started at either side of the table and got confused about 1/4 the way down.

After the meal only 7/8 people had gotten their "food" and the the rest were brought out about 5 minutes apart from each other when we were done. One of our party didn't eat, they canceled their meal after waiting about 40 minutes. Even that was gotten wrong and the food was brought out anyway, and sent back.

And while all of this was going on two guys stood at the bar trying to get a drink, almost the entire time.

You had to be there to believe it, but don't be there. Think Fawlty Towers without the laughs....