Oasis

It was a very warm Saturday night in April, a few close friends of mine were looking for a place were we could have a few drinks and dance with some local women...

We jumped in a taxi a shit load of Pesetas in our pockets ask the driver to drive... He takes us to the only place in town but let me tell you this is were the party begins...

Getting out of the taxi we see a line of people waiting to to pay the toll for entrance to the club... There seems to be a very mixed crowd ages 18 to lets just say older than my mom... ;) We pay the Toll Man get our bracelet and walk in to a very I mean very happening place...

We begin to browse the location looking for that right person you want to dance with.. At least for me I wasn't too concerned about Big, Tall, Short or Stubby just as long as she had rythmn or lets just say "No 2 Left Feet" I was here to have fun and dance since It had been a long week on the base..

Spotting a couple of woman that seemed to be running solo or Manless I asked one to dance she was cool friendly I might add more intrested in that I was an American Soldier here at the club.. We danced for a few songs and decided to hit the bar to catch up with my friends. So I order My beer and Chuck orders a round of Flaming B52's to warm things up.. We are talking about the norm you know... This girl is Hot that girl seems Outrageous when I see this one woman coming our direction. I should at least say towards the bar :0

Honestly to better describe this woman she was BadAss!!! I mean most of the women in the club were beautiful but hands down she was a 12 by any scale..

So I do what any 23 year old would do I asked her if she wanted a drink.. This to break the ice and get her on the dance floor... So this woman says " No Thanks" with a pause and then says but thank you I don't accept drinks from kids half my age!!!
My friends start laughing not that she turned down the drink but at what she said.. I mean we hadn't been there long not even really began to drink for someone to say something like that...
.. She looked all of maybe 27 years old and by no means did Look 13 or 14. Laughing I said I wasn't trying to hit on you I was only offering you a drink as to see if later you maywant to dance... Again she says I don't party with guys half my age, I am probably old enough to be your mother....

"WOW" Old enough to be my mother that was a first... I had never been brushed of with that line before.. Not giving up I say if you are old enough to be my mom you'll have to prove it !! I mean come on right!!!!

With no hesitation she whips out her ID.... Well like a kid @ Disneyland for the 1st time I was in Shock and Awe!!!!! She was "50" I was dumb founded I mean How does a 50 year old woman look that Damn Hot???
Laughing at the look on my face she says.. "I told you I coud be your mother"

I snap out of the amazement and now more than ever have to buy her a drink!!!!! So I tell her now I really have to buy you that drink... Laughing she says ok!!! I must say that buying her that drink was worth it!!! Come on how many 50 year old woman do you run into that actually look 27......

Fast forward the night.. So my friends and I are Partying away through the nite when I wanna say around 2ish I am on the dance floor with this woman doing what I do when the lights go off... All of a sudden the song Smack my Bitch Up starts playing crazy lights start flashing & Foam begins to fall from the roof. So much foam that I was like what the...
Next thing you see are people shedding there clothes....

..... Anyway I will leave the rest to your imagination!!!!! Man Do I LOVE SPAIN

**** Kick Ass Club
**** Cheap Drinks
**** HOT Women
**** Great Music